Ushane Almost Got Raped by a Cab Driver(yes he was male!)

Well 2day I went to the gym in the morning 9am-11am normal routine. Thought I was lucky that I could get a cab while walking with Nick. Got this super fat ass cab driver. Well then he said " Itu member kau tak nak?". And I said he was going the other way. Then he said " Takpe lah member kau kan. Ambil la.". And then I told him Nick was walking. Well okay so then a few mins later he saw some cheerleaders(teens) waiting for cab aswell, so they were going to jusco maluri. Okay on the way to my house so he asked me to sit in front while he picked them up. Then on the way to Jusco he asks me if I'm from SAB. So I jst said yeah. Then tiba-tiba he asked if I knew Cikgu Azmi and if I thought Cikgu Azmi was handsome.... And I was like I guess the girls think he's okayish la? Then he was like well 2 yrs ago I drove a bus for SAB kawad and I met Cikgu Azmi, I told him he was handsome. O.o!!! Then he drops the girls off at jusco and super charges them with RM 6 when it shld only be like RM3-RM3.40. Then he actually told me he was just getting extra cash. Then on the way to my home he squeezed my shoulder and said " U baik la". WTF!!! Then asked me if I tengok blue pulak! So I said no la(in situations like this I think that shld be the obvious answer!) Then he asked if my friends did and told me its not good to watch. And then rudely dropped me off like abt 5 min walk from my house cuz he wanted to go the other way.... AND he charged me the same amount it would have been if I went to my house... And his meter wasn't turned on! WELL w/e atleast the fat gay driver doesn't know where I live!!

Wesley Methodist School Gathering

OOO Manwyn u shlda went! xD The outing was really awesome! Yes yes im a scout, no im not a traitor blah blah.. Got to meet loads of new ppl, a Portuguese girl, a scout n some random ppl la :P Went there, registered and got a pink ribbon,borrowed Chris's shirt, went to sit down watch a short play. They had a rather ok hip-hop performance I guess. Then played some game I cant really put a name on, and a squirrel and tree game. Where when I was a "squirrel" and went to the same "trees" twice some random girl said " Eh u lagi? Takpe la u cute." and pinched my cheeks... OKAY WEIRD! Then played like station games n I made wormy give me 1 of her purple ribbons cuz the pink grp was filled with fat and small Indians... FREAKY!.. So then somehow the non-PBSM, not real grp member got elected as a grp leader. And to make it more strange, I told em my name was Shane LOL. Cool team la, Group 4, hyperactive grp, with some really crazy girls, and 1 Portuguese girl. Took some nice PBSM pics LOL gotta get them pics soon! Well the day sorta ended with everyone exchanging contacts n taking group photos. 14 Sabians went home by LRT xD made a noisy section on the train xD till some old woman complained apparently(according to Chow, oh i mean Kenny :p). FUN DAY LA. One of the best gatherings I've been 2. Esp since according to Serene some girls were going all SHANE!! :D . Well heading to the gym tmrw to achieve my 80kg squat new record! CYA GUYS! GNITE!

Okay I wasnt invited to do the tag but its funny as hell couldnt resist.

Stolen property of Valerie's blog LOL

Add "I am a/an" in front of your sentence.



What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[x] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/short = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Arburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Ginger = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ] Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[x] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who banged
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = my lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[x] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = my mom
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[x] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

I am a freaky cutie with a sexy smile who killed a pickle because I'm a pimp and your jealous!!

OMG LOL funny as hell!!

OMG everyone who reads this post is forced to do this tag!! AND leave a msg on my chatbox to tell me to go to ure blog!! THANKS! xD

17!

Awesome day! Thanks for the presents Garry and Xin Yi! Thanks to everyone for wishing me! It was a really fun day, woke up at 8 dad gave me 100 bucks! Then I went to tuition with Wern Xin and Xin Yi, got my present from Xin Yi! Awesome BBALL LAMP! Then we went to eat Kenny Rogers and I ate a 1/2 chicken set lol. Went home and then went out again for dinner at a Jap restaurant near KLCC( Kirishima i guess ><). Went home got cake pulak from secret recipe! THANKS MOM, DAD, and BRO! Well hopefully I'll start studying tmrw, didn't study for exams on Friday and Today LOL. Heres some pics, sorry Wern Xin and Xin Yi I didn't bring a camera then..AND NICK I DID NOT GET DRUNK!I didnt even drink anything had 1 sip of sake is all pfft.